Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 149th Edition

last SG · 2011-06-15T15:13:14+00:00

One of my profs commented on FB that 2.3.3 is making his Ga-lazy SII use up battery life quickly however.Really? Coz my G SI seems to hv slightly better batt...

fudgester SG

jeez ... why would you complain about a little walk on the way to do some exercise ? ...

15 min walk != Spartacus Workout......

Besides, after walking 15 minutes to the gym only to find that you don't have the clothes, then having to walk another 15 minutes back, it kinda makes you wanna faceplant.....

^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~ SG

what!

your lunch is 2 hrs??

Flexi...

Yes, sometimes... Depending on the ppl I lunch with...

I usually lunch with either my Boss, or my Dir or other Dir from other dept... Which gives me enuff reason to go on long lunches... I have a ... "Talent" of creeping my sphere of influence to other dept in most companies I'm at... Something that will be super valuable... Since knowledge is power, and sometimes it's easier just to pull some strings to get the job done...

My working ability might not be on par with others... But I have the solutions to get the job done...

But well, actually we're very flexi on working hours too... As long as it's reasonable...

^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~ SG

15 min walk != Spartacus Workout......

Besides, after walking 15 minutes to the gym only to find that you don't have the clothes, then having to walk another 15 minutes back, it kinda makes you wanna faceplant.....

wasted effort...

I hate wasting efforts >___>

SBS2601D SG

Remember to ask your boss for a testimonial.

During my internship, I asked my boss for one. He told me to write one myself.

So I wrote one full page of glowing self-praise, printed it out on paper complete with the company letterhead, and got him to endorse it.

Definitely!

And I'm not buying fatum's 15 min walk to find out no clothes, 15 min to get clothes, and 15 min walk with clothes story.

Its 45min!

fudgester SG

Some woman from OCBC just called me to ask me for customer feedback regarding my last visit to an OCBC branch....

Woman: So, Sir, did the waiting time exceed or did not meet your expectations?

Me: It was well within my expectations.

Woman: I repeat, Sir, did the waiting time exceed or did not meet your expectations?

Me: It was well within my expectations.

Woman: Sir, I really need you to choose one of these two options. Did the waiting time exceed or did not meet your expectations?

Me: Gosh, you really don't understand me at all? *me hangs up*

Engrish PHAIL. *shakes head sadly*

SBS2601D SG

english didnt meet your expectations.

*struggles to keep awake*

I think I go wash face. zzz

SBS2601D SG

Nothing like some cold water splashed on the face to keep the zzz monster at bay.

SBS2601D SG

And when I'm all perked up to work...I found out that I had somehow managed to finished my work in half-stupour and now I have nothing to do at the moment.

win~

^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~ SG

Well, i've just updated the funny thing thread... U can go see...

http://sgforums.com/forums/1769/topics/433067?page=1

^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~ SG

side note...

MacPherson SMC

cassie SG

Nothing like some cold water splashed on the face to keep the zzz monster at bay.

does that mean you have a pail of H2O next to your desk?

SBS2601D SG

Oh noes...the effect is wearing off.

must fight the zzz mobster

Kuali Baba SG

Oh noes...the effect is wearing off.

must fight the zzz mobster

You can use this period to go through the work you did in your last semi-conscious period.

fudgester SG

KNN.... after several tries (and two voice messages I left behind), I finally managed to get through to HTC Customer Service again.

It was an exercise in why customer service should never be outsourced to the Philippines.... the dumb girl didn't understand what I meant by 'the rear speaker is dead'. She finally understood when I explained that 'rear' means 'at the back'.

Oh, and my phone serial number? I read it out as 'Sierra-Hotel-Oscar-Charlie-Bravo-Papa-Lima-Zero-One-Two-Three-Four'.........

..... and she didn't understand whatever I said from 'Sierra' to 'Lima'.

*slaps forehead*

Fatum SG

KNN.... after several tries (and two voice messages I left behind), I finally managed to get through to HTC Customer Service again.

Oh, and my phone serial number? I read it out as 'Sierra-Hotel-Oscar-Charlie-Bravo-Papa-Lima-Zero-One-Two-Three-Four'.........

..... and she didn't understand whatever I said from 'Sierra' to 'Lima'.

*slaps forehead*

she's never worn green before .... don't blame here ....

fudgester SG

she's never worn green before .... don't blame here ....

Then how the heck was I supposed to read out the serial number to her?

She couldn't even catch my name properly when I spelled it out to her letter by letter! Even when I only gave my common name, she kept mistaking 'L' for 'O'! Imagine what would have happened had I given her my full name!

And 'Sierra-Hotel-Oscar-Charlie-Bravo-Papa-Lima' should logically stand for SHOCBPL what.....

SBS2601D SG

You can use this period to go through the work you did in your last semi-conscious period.

I looked through my work over the last mth done in stupour and surprisingly, the people paid up.

Must be my charm.

cassie SG

I looked through my work over the last mth done in stupour and surprisingly, the people paid up.

Must be my charm.

or they were in the same stupor situation as you

^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~ SG

I looked through my work over the last mth done in stupour and surprisingly, the people paid up.

Must be my charm.

vat charm?

chio bus?

SBS2601D SG

You guys are just jealous...

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